FOUND THIS ON ANOTHER FORUM, THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE IT, PRETTY FUNNY STUFF, HAD TO DO A LITTLE BIT OF EDITING....
HIJOLE REPORT FOR 06/22/2010
Kingsville, TX.....
Hi I am Veronica la lesbian with todays barrio award winning headline news. Oh by the way the boyz are on vacation.
TODAYS HEADLINES.......
THREE GAY VATO'S ARRESTED AT A TEJANO DANCE.....
"It seems that my dreams had come true" says Juanito Morales after he realized he had been dancing con a vato the whole night. SI ESTA VATO look so beautiful I didnt know it was another man, until I kissed him. El constable tells us que three gay guys had the balls to go in public and attended a public dance and danced all night. Just before the dance was over somehow one of las commadres went over and pulled the wig off one of los vatos, and thats when the chingasos got started. All three gay vatos were arrested and later released.
CONSTABLE CADENA NEEDS YOUR HELP.....
El constable cadena is seeking your help in solving a continuous crime that has el barrio real worried. In the last two weeks every night someone or somebody has been stealing womens underwear from barrio backyard and front yard clothlines. The thief has not been too picky and has taken all sizes. So if you know of anyone that has information to this barrio crime please call our barrio command post and a small pair of underwear will be rewarded.
(HUSTLETOWN5591....*wonders* CARLOS? AND RICK?....Hmmmm)
AND FINALLY YOUTH BASEBALL SEASON IS FINALLY OVER...
Martin Chapa barrio park and street director tell us que this seasons youth baseball is finally over and that he wanted to thank all the good parents that help make this another successful season. And for those 27 parents that got arrested you will be given another chances to return to the park or street games next year and attend your children games if you know how to act in public.
and thats another day in a tejano neighborhood.....
LMAO funny thing is that report is actually based here in kville lol, and alot of it is true lmao. Oh ya and it was Rick i caught him the other night running in his birthday suit yelling like an indian with something in his hands. Now we know what it was go figure.....
