>A man was walking home** alone late one foggy night, > > when behind him he hears:** ** > > > > BUMP...** > ** > > > BU MP...** > ** > > > > BUMP...** > > ** > > > > Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of > an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. > ** > ** > > > > BUMP...** > > ** > > > > BUMP...** > > ** > > > > BUMP...** > > > ** > > > > Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing > quickly behind him** > > ** > > > > FASTER...** > > ** > > > > FASTER...** > > > ** > > > > BUMP...** > > > > ** > > > > BUMP. .. ** > > > ** > > > > BUMP...** > > ** > > > > He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, > slams and locks the door behind him.** > > > > > ** > > > > However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket > clapping** > > > > > > > > > > > clappity-BUMP...** > > > ** > > > > clappity-BUMP...** > > > ** > > > > clappity-BUMP...** > > ** > > > > on his heels, the terrified man runs.** > > ** > > > > Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is > pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. > > > > With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.** > > > > > > ** > > > > Bumping and clapping toward him. > > > > > > The man screams and reaches for something, anything, > but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! > > > > > > > > > > Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (hopefully you're really ready for this!!!)** > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ** > > > > The coffin stops!* > >
