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Linda

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Drinks that Show Personality

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:

PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU!

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with my friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with pals and looking to get
totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

PART B: MAN-DRINKS & WHO THE MEN ARE!

THEN, there is the MALE addendum -- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid .

Wine:
He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated
image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay


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Carlos

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Haha good stuff Linda thanks for posting!

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Linda

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Hi Carlos!
Yea, and it's pretty accurate, if I do say so myself! Ha-ha!!!
Have a great day, carnalito!
I get off from work at noon, and it's officially "Party Time"!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL!
Con cariņo,
Linda Escobar

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Candice

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Haha ya this is very acurate lol, it fits me perfect biggrin.gif

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Anonymous

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Right on! Say, I'm not going out with the guy that drinks White Zinfandel anymore! LOL!!!bleh.gif

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Candice

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I think i am dating one of those White Zinfandel guys right now lol, damn i should have seen it coming sooner weirdface.gif LOL at least it looks like i might have met me a real man on here biggrin.gif

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Vincent Winterbourne

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i'm definately a mixed drink type of guy. :D

--Vince

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E.L.

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Vince it seems like your my type of man then lol. I am a female by the way.

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Vincent Winterbourne

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hhahahaha!  i hope you are!  i like to just walk into a bar, have a few drinks, y mirar la onda.  don't wanna bother anyone, just enjoy watching people have a good time.  and if someone's looking hot, i like to just sit there and admire their beauty.  guess you could say i have a very passive personality....?

--Vince5

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Onda Girl

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Vince this is me (E.L.), i have seen you around Corpus and i got to say i really digg your estilo.

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Vincent Winterbourne

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hahahaa thx.  where have you seen us play?  we're gonna be in calallen friday night.  you should come by.

--Vince

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Onda Girl

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Most recently i saw you at the Veterano festival when you played with Lazaro Perez, damn i was all drooling, you must think i am weird lol sorry.

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Vincent Winterbourne

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you should have came by and said hi! i don't bite!  lol.  i woulda taken a picture for my website!!!  i mean, of course if you had a towel to wipe the drool hahahahahaha j/k.  i didn't know what to wear, and couldn't find my makeup, so i just put my glasses on. LOL. 

--vw

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Candice

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Awesome video and you looked hotbiggrin.gif hehe. Well i am off to the gym to workout i will be back on later. I love you guys haha all of you yes even you "Shamen Of Sexy" LOL Besos MUAAHH

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Candice

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Dang i posted on the wrong thread, thank god for copy & Paste haha!

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Onda Girl

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I was thinking about telling you that you looked super-hot there that day, but then i did not know if there was a Ms. Winterbourne and i did not want to dissrespect her or you for that matter. I was thinking it in my mind hehe. By the end of the night i was pretty tipsy and i didn't want to tell you then cause you were probably just were going to think i was a drunk or something lol.

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Vincent Winterbourne

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hahaha i was there all night too!  and i was tipsy!  i left about 30 minutes into boni's performance.  lolz.  you should add me on myspace.  http://myspace.com/drake1122    :D

--Vince

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Onda Girl

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Maybe i will take you up on the offer Mr. Winterbournebiggrin.gif

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Vincent Winterbourne

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sure!  dale chime!!!

vw

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Onda Girl

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So you single? You don't have to answer if you don't want to. I just don't want to get you in trouble or anything.

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Vincent Winterbourne

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i have a g/f, but it doesnt mean i can't talk to anyone.  i'm always going out by myself, so don't worry. i'm not on a leash or anything. no shame in having fun.

--Vince

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Onda Girl

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Right on! Nothing wrong with having friends and having a good timesmile.gif

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vincent winterborne

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exACTly.  :D  don't be shy!

--vw

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Onda Girl

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LOL ok don't say i did not warn you! I like to have alot of fun, i hope you can hangwink.gif

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Vincent Winterbourne

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hahaha warning taken......i should warn you too. lolz.  ur not on myspace?

--Vincent

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Onda Girl

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Don't laugh i am new to computers and the internet. I am going to put one together hopefully this weekend when i am off from work.

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Vincent Winterbourne

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cool.  just don't forget to add me.  :D 

--vw

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WORM

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FUNNY STUFF

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vincent_winterbourne

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whoa....earlier i didn't read the whole thing, i just saw the drinks, and picked one.  didn't see that they were actually seperated by male and female category.....there should have been a "Mixed Drinks" part for the guys....cause that matches my personality anyway.  but yeah, i don't roll that way. LOL!!!!!

--Vince

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