Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:
PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU!
Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................
Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with my friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue. Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.
Drink: Shots Personality: Likes to hang with pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
Drink: Tequila No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
PART B: MAN-DRINKS & WHO THE MEN ARE!
THEN, there is the MALE addendum -- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid. Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid .
Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid. Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
Hi Carlos! Yea, and it's pretty accurate, if I do say so myself! Ha-ha!!! Have a great day, carnalito! I get off from work at noon, and it's officially "Party Time"! HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL! Con cariņo, Linda Escobar
I think i am dating one of those White Zinfandel guys right now lol, damn i should have seen it coming sooner LOL at least it looks like i might have met me a real man on here
hhahahaha! i hope you are! i like to just walk into a bar, have a few drinks, y mirar la onda. don't wanna bother anyone, just enjoy watching people have a good time. and if someone's looking hot, i like to just sit there and admire their beauty. guess you could say i have a very passive personality....?
you should have came by and said hi! i don't bite! lol. i woulda taken a picture for my website!!! i mean, of course if you had a towel to wipe the drool hahahahahaha j/k. i didn't know what to wear, and couldn't find my makeup, so i just put my glasses on. LOL.
Awesome video and you looked hot hehe. Well i am off to the gym to workout i will be back on later. I love you guys haha all of you yes even you "Shamen Of Sexy" LOL Besos MUAAHH
I was thinking about telling you that you looked super-hot there that day, but then i did not know if there was a Ms. Winterbourne and i did not want to dissrespect her or you for that matter. I was thinking it in my mind hehe. By the end of the night i was pretty tipsy and i didn't want to tell you then cause you were probably just were going to think i was a drunk or something lol.
hahaha i was there all night too! and i was tipsy! i left about 30 minutes into boni's performance. lolz. you should add me on myspace. http://myspace.com/drake1122 :D
i have a g/f, but it doesnt mean i can't talk to anyone. i'm always going out by myself, so don't worry. i'm not on a leash or anything. no shame in having fun.
whoa....earlier i didn't read the whole thing, i just saw the drinks, and picked one. didn't see that they were actually seperated by male and female category.....there should have been a "Mixed Drinks" part for the guys....cause that matches my personality anyway. but yeah, i don't roll that way. LOL!!!!!