Read the Signs .......
Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's Office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels.
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On another Septic Tank Truck:
"We're #1 in the #2 business."
At a Proctologist's Door:
"To expedite your visit, please back in."
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On a Plumber's Truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
On another Plumber's Truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip.
On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
On a Plastic Surgeon's Office Door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
At a Towing Company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg.
We want tows."
On an El ectrician's Truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room Door:
"Push. Push. Push."
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a Taxidermist's Window:
"We really know our stuff."
On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome!
Dog food is expensive!"
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary.
We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's Waiting Room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the El ectric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
In a Restaurant Window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry!
Come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
And don't forget the sign at a
ChicagoRadiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak." Thanks to Flomaster for sending me this funny stuff!
