>I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had > been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get > married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was > her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law > was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was > bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near > me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be > deliberate because she never did it when she was near > anyone else.One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over > to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I > arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and > desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that > she wanted me just once before I got married and committed > my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't > say a word. > She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want > one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned > and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood > there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight > to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight > towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was > standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my > father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that > you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better > man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." > And the moral of this story is:Always keep your condoms in your car.
