Theres this old man, who is very stingy on how he spends money and treats his wife like a slave...never buying her anything or taking her anywhere. One day on the dying man's deathbed he says to his wife "Just so you know, I had it written in my will I'm taking all my money with me."
The wife says "You can't do that!!"
The man replies "Oh, yes I can. It's in my will, all signed and legal. Tell me when I die you'll put my money in with me."
The wife hesitates but soon agrees.
Later the man dies and at the funeral the wife leans into the casket where her now deceased husband lies, says something to him then with a tear in her eye walks away.
The wife's best friend grabs her as she walks by and says "please tell me you didn't give that man his money after he treated you so poorly?"
The wife says, "Well, I wasn't going to at first but then I thought, no I'm a Christian woman and I gave my word so I'm going to abide by it".
The best friend raises her eyebrows in disgust saying "I cant believe you".
The wife says "Oh, don't worry girlfriend, I gave him a check, if he can cash it, he can have it."
