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TOPIC: Joke of the Day

Carlos

Date: Oct 1, 2007

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Thanks to FloMaster for sending me the following funny "Mexican Staus" check list! SHECK -- Oh, I meant "CHECK" your Mexican status If you can run and play any sport while wearing chanclas....Mexican status!! If your late Tio left you a van and you turned it into a taco vending business, Yes, you're a Mexican. If you pronounce words beginning with the letter "S" by putting an "E" in front of it, (estop instead of stop), big time Mexican. If you call a chair, a sher, you got it.... Mexican. If you have ever hurt yourself and your mamacita rubbed the area while chanting, " Sana, Sana, Colita de rana....." You're Mexican. If you have your last name in old English lettering anywhere on your car, truck, or tattooed on your back. Yes, you ARE a Mexican. If you refer to your wife as your ruca, your hina, your wifa, your old lady, or your vieja, guess what? Not only are you a Mexican, you're a cholo. If you throw a "Grito" every time you hear Vicente Fernandez, then not only are you a Mexican, but you are a drunk Mexican. If you have ever been pinched in church and been told "pobrecito de ti si lloras" or "Vas a ver orita que salgamos." Yes, you're definitely a Mexican. If you grew up being called "chamaca or chamaco" you're a Mexican. If you grew up scared of La Llorona, or fear the dark because of El CuCuy! Yes! Mexican! Si te persinas with a lotto ticket in your hand before every drawing. You're in the Mexican Zone!!! If you ask for something by "dame esa chingadera" instead of calling it by its name. Yup! Mexican! If you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleys" or cake as "kay-ke". You're a Mexican. If you use manteca instead of vegetable oil and can't figure out why your butt is getting bigger......You might be a Mexican. If you have some Tias that dress up in their prom dresses to go to a birthday party at "el parque". You are a Mexican. If your Tias and Abuela dress up in their Sunday best with heels and all to go to the "pulga." (AKA the Flea Market) Then, yes, you are a Mexican. If most of the houses on your block are painted bright pink, mint green, and lavender. Mexican. If you use the bushes in front of your house, the fence, or the top of an old car to dry laundry. Yes, you're a Mexican. If you're congested and your mamasita rubbed "Bicks". You're Mexican. Viva La Raza!! -- Edited by Carlos at 11:43, 2007-10-01 __________________

michael g

Date: Oct 1, 2007

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i hve mine tatted on the back of my arm __________________

conjuntoblondie101

Date: Oct 1, 2007

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Great stuff __________________

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