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Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true theys' suin' them cigarette companies fer
causin people to git cancer?"

"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.

"And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants fer makin' 'em fat an cloggin their arteries with  
 all them burgers an fries,  is that true, Mista Lawyer?"

"Sure is, Bubba."

"And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she for gittin burned by that hot coffee that she ordered?"

"Yep."

"And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still couldn't read?"

"That's right," said the lawyer." "But why are you asking?"

"Well, I was thinkin...what I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly wimin I slept with?

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tamuk cheer

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all i got to say is that the same can be said from a girls point of view haha. damn beer!

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